Archive for September, 2007

My Blonde Joke?.

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair — given that you are blind — that you should know five things:

  1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
  2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
  3. I’m a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
  4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
  5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, “No… Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

Blair….. So NOT Blonde!!! She Male Mistress

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"What happens in Blair, Stays in Blair"

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He stroked for me during class?

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I have a slave who loves me to text back and forth to him, he knows I am a Naughty Governess, and love to train and punish little girls and boy’s. Well tonight was his “back to school” night and he was visiting the school that he went to for High school. He texted me and told me how horny he was getting going into the old bathroom he used to go in when he went to school there, his memories of having to Jerk off a load real quick because his horny little boy body would get hard all the time. I fucking love puberty, all those raging hormones flying around making his dick rock hard at the most inopportune moments.

So he wants me to talk dirty to him while he is at school listening to a conference, I text him and tell him I am going to keep him after class for some XXXtra credit work, he said ooooh. I then text him and tell him to start rubbing his cock through the pocket in his pants. I start to talk to him about how fucking hot his teacher is for him…. and how she wants to keep him late after school,and make him join with all the other bad boy’s and they can all watch each other while they have a strokeathon to her hot little body. She will strip and show them all her grown up goodies. By this time he is rock hard. So I tell him to let her go down on him and suck his cock while all the other boy’s watch and stroke their horny hard dicks. He loves the act of jerking and he loves to see a hard cock, as well as a wet cunt. He gets to shoot in her mouth while all the boy’s are whacking those huge teen loads all on her face and tit’s. Then of course I get the text “I Came so fucking hard, LOL” MMMMMMM so hot, what a great fantasy baby.

Piper

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Will Be Here Full Time Doing Hot Phone Fucks!

Just wanted to let you guys know that I have joined BBE full time now and given up my tools! I got quite bored being greasy all the time and now just wanna run naked around the house and enjoy my freedom out in the country til I decide my next move in life.

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My boyfriend and I just moved in together so that is taking some getting used too. He stayed over all the time so we decided what the fuck, might as well split the rent. He is ok with me retiring my tools, it’s just time for something new. I really am enjoying doing Phone Sex and think that I’d like to put forth more effort and more time towards this and see how well I can do and perhaps get involved in animal rescue a bit. I love cats and all animals really.

 

So … I’m one of the Taboo Divas from TabooDivas.com and I am as Wicked and twisted as my bio suggests. If you want an experienced and Nasty girl for anything goes Phone Sex, call this twisted bitch and I’ll rock your world.

 

 

kisses and bites,

Sammie

Sammie

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