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Morning Wood

Published by Carlotta October 3rd, 2006 in Taboo Blogs and Carlotta's Sex Blog. 0 Comments

Ok…I want to know who the HELL invented MORNINGS?  I’m the original Queen of Darkness. I hate mornings. The only thing that makes a morning worth getting up for is GREAT coffee.  And so what happened this morning? I got a call from Lowe’s at 7 FUCKING A.M.  They told Me they would be here with My wood within the hour? I’m like, WTF?  I never make it to bed till about 4am, so I was in NO way ready to crawl from under My comforter. And to top it all off…I didn’t have any coffee ready for Me when I rolled out of bed. Trust Me, the check out guy at Starbucks at 7:20am didn’t try to make chit chat with Me.  I think the evil was oozing off of Me.

Now that the wood has been delivered and neatly stacked, I’m gonna be spending My day watching topless construction workers through My window and thinking yummy thoughts.  Can you even IMAGINE?  Now, doesn’t that make you want to Call Me for some HOT FUCKING phonesex?

 

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Somebody WAKE ME UP

Published by Carlotta September 27th, 2006 in Taboo Blogs and Carlotta's Sex Blog. 0 Comments

I’m telling you, I am soooo tired today.  After the night of debuachery I had last night, it’s not a wonder! What I really need right now is a good little slut to put through some paces, to wake Me up get My blood stirring!  I have things to do today!

I am whipping up (hehehehe) some goodies for a group of friends, then tonight I am going to be spending some time partying…Maybe a good dinner then some clubbing on the Goth Scene here.  I am so into that, as if you couldn’t tell. Something about a dark room, everyone dressed in black or red, filled with people, dancing and grinding, and I won’t even tell you WHAT else….here at least.

ANYway… the reason I went out last night was because our entire phone system was down, and I couldn’t play on the phone so I decided to play at the club. But now the phone is working GREAT and I am totally ready to get into some real edge play.  Whatever you decide you want to do, I’m into some extreme phonesex right now, and I’ll make sure you feel it to the tip of your toes!

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Carlotta accepts major credit cards ONLINE and by phone at
her toll free phone sex line: 1-877-392-DIVA That's 1-877-392-3482
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Saturday Night and I wanna hurt cock!

Published by Carlotta September 23rd, 2006 in Taboo Blogs and Carlotta's Sex Blog. 0 Comments

Did you miss Me, My little reprobates?   HAAA! I know you did.  But I’ve had a busy week. Tending to all your little fetish needs can be quite time consuming.  But… I’ll let you in on a little secret. Very soon I will have a lovely Wish List compiled so you can all feed your needs to give Me all I desire, and MORE.  FYI?  I accept hard $$$$$ CASH GIFTS $$$$$ as well and items you’ll find on My Amazon Wish List. 

Sign on the line you silly little boy. It’s time for your training to begin. Enter into the structured world of Mistress Carlotta. When I am done with you, even shitting will be under My control. Sounds scary, huh? But you would be suprised how many men who show a strong front to the outside world beg Me to take control of every aspect of their lives.  Trust Me, you’re not alone in your dirty little desires. 

Mistress Carlotta will be up VERY late tonight, punishing all you little sluts who so badly need it. Iced Coffee and your pain will carry Me through the night.

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MMmmm Coffee and Football

Published by Carlotta September 10th, 2006 in Taboo Blogs and Carlotta's Sex Blog. 0 Comments

Nothing signals Fall more than Football! And while I sit here sipping My coffee and watching Sunday ticket on DirecTV, My remote control is My friend. Right now I’m skipping back and forth between the Broncos vs the Rams and the Eagles vs. Texans. I just saw history, as a matter of fact! The Texans just scored an opening run touchdown for the first time in 17 games. That’s all well and good, but My heart is with the Eagles this year. I’m anxious to see how they pull it all together and get all that Terrell Ownens shit behind them. That was absolutely ridiculous. I wonder how long Bill Parcells is going to put up with his crap? Not long I bet! Hopefully he won’t blow up the Cowboys the same way he did the Eagles.

You know, guys don’t just Call Me for Domination and phonesex. Call Me up and let’s talk football and who knows, maybe before you’ll know it, talking to a kinky Mistress you’ll be stroking your cock and Phone Sex will just be what happens next.

Halftime Special’s today too! Call Me today and ask for My “Halftime Happy Hour” and buy a 15 min call and you’ll get an extra 5 min of the hottest Sunday entertainment off the field!

*whips 'n licks* Carlotta 1-800-798-1124

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Carlotta accepts major credit cards ONLINE and by phone at
her toll free phone sex line: 1-877-392-DIVA That's 1-877-392-3482
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Laboring over having a great weekend!

Published by Carlotta September 3rd, 2006 in Taboo Blogs and Carlotta's Sex Blog. Closed

Ok, so we had the party Thursday night, a killer BBQ with Beef Tenderloin Filets,  Shrimp Kabobs, Chicken and lots of good healthy salads and veggies and even a few splurges on some awesome chocolate cake someone brought.  We had all the tiki torches lit and hung out on My huge deck, having fun and smoking cigars and shooting the shit till late!

Then Friday, I went down to the Lake of The Ozarks to this Great resort, The Lodge of the Four Seasons. They have the most wonderful spa, where some of my girlfriends of mine spent the ENTIRE day being massaged, pedicured, body wrapped, manicured and pampered in every way imaginable by these strong, sexy studs. I had my eye on one all day!  By the time it was said and done, he and I had plans for Friday night.  You can’t imagine how sexy, quiet, and romantic some of the places are at a 5 Star Resort. I HIGHLY recommend it, as well as the Martinis they serve there. By the end of the spa day road trip, each of us had hooked up with some really hot guys for dinner, fun, and “apres hours” cuddle time.

 We checked out this morning and drove home so I could go to a party for one of my friends who is going back to school on the east coast.  Going away parties are always sad….well, kinda.. but a SHITLOAD of fun.  So far this weekend I’ve had men massaging, pedicuring me, pampering me, body wrapping me and catering to my every whim, and its just Saturday night/Sunday morning of a long weekend.

I can’t wait to see what happens the rest of the weekened!

*whips 'n licks* Carlotta 1-800-798-1124

Taboo Divas Sex Blog by Carlotta
Carlotta accepts major credit cards ONLINE and by phone at
her toll free phone sex line: 1-877-392-DIVA That's 1-877-392-3482
Visit Carlotta's Phone Sex Site for more info and photos

Summer’s Ending

Published by Carlotta August 31st, 2006 in Carlotta's Sex Blog. Closed

My Pretty Peach        Summer is coming to a quick ending, isn’t it?  Who thought that it would fly by so quickly? Not I. Frankly, though, I’m glad.  Fall and spring are My favorites. Hell, I’ll take winter, but keep the fucking heat! 

Tomorrow I’m going to be pampering Myself at My favorite dayspa. I am getting ready for a big holiday weekend!  I’m even starting early with a BBQ Thursday night for some of My closest friends. Then we’re going to be watching some movies…maybe some film noir… I can’t wait for Hollywoodland to come out this weekend. I am SO there.  And the best part? All of you little subbies will be paying My way!

 

*whips 'n licks* Carlotta 1-800-798-1124

Taboo Divas Sex Blog by Carlotta
Carlotta accepts major credit cards ONLINE and by phone at
her toll free phone sex line: 1-877-392-DIVA That's 1-877-392-3482
Visit Carlotta's Phone Sex Site for more info and photos

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